If there's one thing I've learned in the last ten years...
...it's that I never - ever - trust reps or "ambassadors" to tell the whole truth, or in many cases, to even know the truth. Their job is to sell and to romanticize. Our good man Mama (pun intended) relates the claims of a rep (not even an ambassador), as quoted above:
Per Mama per the rep:
"The Revelation rum bottled recently has a minimum distillation date of 1990. It is a Jamaican pot still rum from two different distilleries which are unnamed. While the only statement regarding age on the bottle is the prior statement of the "youngest rum" date of 1990, a rep for the company said the blend has an average age of 28 years with a minimum of 23-24 years depending on release batch. Coming in at a respectable 49.5% alcohol."
Should I believe the rep? I think not for a microsecond, at least on general principles. Think about it. Any rum with such an amazing and illustrious heritage, non chill filtered, bottled by hand, etc. would be a marketer's dream, and Smooth Ambler's site is quite slick. There's just one little problem...
With all these mindblowing sales points, just why does the website not mention even one of them? Seriously, why? Not a single one. Here's the
complete description from the site:
"Revelation
As with Old Scout Whiskey, we’re excited to bring rare spirits to market when they cross our paths and impress our palates. Revelation is a fine “ron anejo” from the Caribbean, having made the long journey from near the Blue Mountains of Jamaica to the Blue Ridge Mountains of Appalachia. It’s smooth, delicious and makes us want to travel someplace warm. Even if it’s just to the back porch."
Anything in this description about 1990? No. Names of either of the two alleged distilleries? No again, and in fact the ad copy implies a single source (near the Blue Mountains). How about age? Nope. Process? Uh, no (we have to assume pot-stilled though). Barrels and aging? Nothing. How about blending, or something - anything - to justify labelling as "Batch No. X"? Sorry. In sum, nada, no, nix, nothing. And trust me - as a former marketing man - no even barely conscious marketer would fail to include every single word the rep is alleged to have mentioned...
If true. I'm sorry, truly, but I'm having trouble buying it. Bear can tell all manner of stories about NDP's (bottlers) galore who even went so far as to make up phony recipes, histories and strongly implied (or actually claimed) they distilled the spirits that were actually bulk supplied by the monster distiller MGP/LDL. The real truth is that honesty is in very short supply in the world of rogue spirits, and especially in re rum.
I do know this, the distillery usually supplying bulk Jamaican doesn't have anything anywhere near this old. I would also note that with the rep's claimed average age of 28 years this rum should be darker, even without E150a. Either this rum is the deal of the century (compare to Appleton 30 at $450 - $700), or...
...it's time to hide your wallet...
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Addenda: It was mentioned earlier that the description at Astor Spirits in NYC describes Revelation Rum thusly: "A blend of 1990 Appleton and 1980s Moneymusk, the rare rums blended together here both hail from Jamaica". More confusing is that "1990" appears on the bottle, yet the rep(s) claim that the blend contains a 1980 Monymusk. What gives? Sharp eyed readers will also note that Astor called the distiller "Moneymusk", lol. A freudian slip, lol?
This is also the claim made by Mama's rep, a claim another rep apparently also made to Astor. But still, neither the bottle, label or website confirm much detail of this rum. The "1990" on the bottle seems as much as we will ever learn from the bottler.