Because I said so dept: Pipe quotes

[Capn Jimbo]

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“The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish: it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected.”
Thackery.

"Suck on this..."
Capn JImbo

[da'rum]

The son of Groucho Marx, Arthur Marx was once smoking a corncob pipe in his room when he heard his father coming down the hall. In a panic, he stuffed the still-lit pipe into a drawer. Groucho came in, sniffed the air and left without a word. A moment later he was back with a briar pipe and a pouch of tobacco. "This will be better than that corncob you're using," he said. Arthur asked if his father was angry and Groucho said, "Nonsense. Smoking won't hurt you. I've been smoking for years, and aside from the fact that I feel terrible all the time it hasn't hurt me, either!"

[da'rum]

"A cigarette is to be smoked. A cigar is to be enjoyed. A pipe is to be savored."
– Groucho Marx