A Pictorial For a Half Tonne (da'Rum becomes Minor God)

Pipes on the ships of old were nothing new. Tobacco and rum made their appearance in short order with tobacco inherited from American Indians and rum from the Caribbean. Smoking aboard ship was allowed by limited to a safe area and at safe times, ergo the "smoking lamp". Where? Usually near the Galley, as it is here. A huge thanks to the amazing da'rum - a man of high ideals and many talents. This is just one of them.
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A Pictorial For a Half Tonne (da'Rum becomes Minor God)

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Empty vessels make the most noise. My post count is proof. 500 posts of utter bullshit. So to celebrate my keyboard diarrhea I thought a pictorial was fitting.

Do you agree captain?
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YES!!

Great!

A message to the shills.
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How I feel after reading about the world takeover from multi nationals ie the TPP
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How I feel when debating with Ed Hamilton

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I believe I may be going mad, ear check!
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The Cap'n alone at sea with the last barrel of unadulterated rum
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But all is not lost as we still have our loves
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Here's mine, aint she a beaut!?
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But despite all the woes and injustices of the world we , at least for now, can sit back, read a book, drink, smoke and do our very best not to give one single fuck for a day.
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and to all that may disagree
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in goes your eye out
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Post by Capn Jimbo »

Absolutely brilliant...

I am simply struck dumb. Which wasn't hard by the way. Lovely post. Brilliant. I know of only one man who can exceed da'rum...

http://rumproject.com/images/BlowingSmoke.mp4
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Post by da'rum »

Ha! That was disturbing.




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That was cool
Life is under no obligation to give us what we expect!

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Post by Capn Jimbo »

My questions though are..



Surely he must prefer 1-Q? And second - and possibly even more important - how is it that a professional farter in a skin tight (but obviously porous) green suit and mask) take precedence over da'rum's absolutely brilliant post? This is not fair! To what depths have we sunk? And last, does posting this interfarter, er loper make moi a troll?

Fortunately we have a good supply of Beano here...
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Not at all. I think your video is an apt and clear summary of my contribution to the forum over the last 500 posts. I'm reasonably sure that after the next 500 you'll need a mop and bucket.
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Another avatar for the Cap'n. It's like bringing an apple for the teacher. Bloody kiss arse I am.

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