...who asked if I could edit his English version for clarity, and to post his treatise for all of us. I have done my best to clarify his writing, yet keep the essence and sense of this sincere and heartfelt piece...
Cyril (edited):
"And if it was rum ...
maybe one day you did ask to yourself : how the rum industry manages to propose/offer us such sweet and smooth flavourful spirits ? Generally aged a few years. Such young spirits, yet so aromatic, soft and smooth. Aging magic ? Gifted masterblenders? Unfortunately it isn't that simple, and even if the best rums are made by honest people (who are increasingly rare), there is a large majority of distilleres and brands which consider profit more than consumers. Using unscrupulous methods, helped by nearly unenforced laws and regulations, to lead us to swallow almost anything, at any price.
Do we really have to accept these times and give up (even forced) to such false temptations? Should we ignore the product in our glass and keep only our illusions? While these brands would wish this so, like all people with an interest in the history, it is also good and interesting to share the Giant's magic tricks, which dangerously impose their dictates as standards, and even influencing the smallest ones (producers, distilleries) to do the same...
Rum's supermarket
Things have rapidly changed, and the present times did not calm anything : interest and demand continue to increase, and all producers release their so called super premium rums, older and older, , and always faster. Enough to confuse consumers, and above all direct them to the most famous brands, the ones with the more exposure. These will be the ones who will influence the most , with the prettiest bottle, the finest advertising, in the coolest magazines. Nothing which guarantees quality, and which we seem to ignore all too often..
In the whole, many do not hesitate to cheat ; others are launching a brand of rum as we launch a perfume in the air of time, clinging to a nice story to fill the lack of knowledge, or experience. The consumer, drowned in the flood of informations, doesnt even seperate the distillery from the brand, the quality from quantity, rum...from rum.
Today we make rum in laboratories/From deception to supermarkets
There is, in most bottles of rum, a lot of things which we would call ingredients, and not listed on the labels. Added after distillation, before aging (when there is any aging), they will transform any base of alcohol into a competing beast. We will mainly talk about glycerin, but we will talk too about other ingredients later, which all particpate in the consumer's collective wonder, but artifical.
Glycerol, the smoothing/softening agent
Glycerol, glycerine or E422, its everywhere around (and within) us : in pharmaceutical preparations (syrups, capsules,..), cosmetics (ointment, cream,..), into manufacturing of dynamite or toothpaste, and into the cellophane of your kitchen. Solvent, antifreeze, lubricant, plasticizer, it can be found into fruit juice, wine , oils, but also in spirits, and of course in rum .
But why, and what for?
Glycerin is a colorless, odorless liquid, viscous with a sweet taste and a low toxicity ; it has a sweetening power equal to 70 % of glucose. Often used as an additive for its sweet taste without added calories , it will be voluntarily added to rum to soften it and especially give viscosity , body, fat, giving it a silky mouth in sum. This will turn any young and fiery ' spirits ' into exquisite sweetness ; the fire of alcohol will turn off and be sublimated (thanks to the artificial smoothing sweetness ) .
You've probably tasted a rum that appeared syrupy and sweet, rum gender very easy to drink and which can also be more or less nauseating after a while. Well, these are likely to contain glycerol ... You have in head some brands ? Keep them warm, they appear one day or the other.
The moonshiners used to call glycerin "pearl oil", compared to beads that appeared on the edges of the bottles identical to those normally -and naturellement- created by alcohol in any self-respecting liquor .
What is worse is that often this is not detectable, other than through laboratory testings; and as no test is performed before commercialization, its up to every producer... but do not rely on any brands, distilleries, ambassadors or other business to communicate about it, it is a matter of omerta – unspoken - and again, politics both in vogue 'not seen not taken' ... And as the trend is that kind of sweet rum softened and smooth, it has become a national sport. And the ones who resist a little bit to the vile temptation may not be short-lived ...
A professional proven -and accepted- recipe
The recipe is simple and relates much of rums produced in the world, and the best-known brands . You take a near neutral alcohol, distilled to or even beyond 95% by industrial columns higher than churches ( and nearly devoid of our desired and famous esters) , skillfully mixed it with some flavors (vanilla, spices, wood chips, etc ), add a little (or a lot depending on the country ) sugar, then our famous softening agent (glycerol) , and you get a blockbuster rum ready for any festival/competition.
Remove all these artifices , and serve it naked and what you certainly get is a taste alcohol burning in the mouth ... (who said vodka ? ) .
There are numerous advantages for producers
The cost and time savings first : it is much cheaper and faster to add glycerin , rahther than properly distilling real rum, and rather than aging it. Instead of trying to have a good result by working a product taking its time, they artificially accelerate things , and transform poor alcohol into a so called competitive rum which is made to look and feel older than it is.
Thus, no need to age for years. You just have to not use too much glycerin ( and other things ) not to kill the character of rum. It is also advisable to start to try 20 g / L glucose , or 5 ml per liter of glycerin. Anyone?
Actors in white coats
We have seen it already, brands that have a marketing clout are inevitably favored over the smaller producers who are often more respectful in their methods of manufacture / production. These famous producers also play on the hypothetical talent of a master distillers (like highly promoted Tito Cordero, Lorena Vásquez, Don Pancho and others). We assume they must have some talent, and a great experience , without any doubt. But is it really justified when we know they are at the origin of rum stuffed with additives ? Should we carry in triumph the hormone chicken producer , saying that he sells more than his neighbor ?
Some only sell their image as an actor is used for a commercial spot on TV. But what about that when what they excel at is really in the sugar dosage, glycerine and more. Often , none of these is really a rum at least in the eyes of the very definition of the term. None is actually natural nor authentic .
The tree that hides the forest
Same fight for all food things, we think to learn about everything and we discover new things, new additives , new ways to hide things , increasingly petty . In the case of rum we already know some magics (caramel for coloring, oak chips to accerate aging, sugar, glycerine,.. but the truth is, there are still many different ways ( often very old for some ) of "improving" and "change" the spirits profile of all kinds.
The goal is always the same , however , to round or improve flavors and to artificially age the rum.
Below are examples used in the vast world of spirits ...
And of course with the blessings of the producers, who will see these additions as many natural and wonderful things , based on family secret formulas or recipes ... but they never communicate it, for some reason ...
- - The use of wood in the form of more or less toasted chips (Charcoal can also be used to soften the flavor of bourbons and rums)
- Softening agents (glycerin, glucose syrups, ...)
- aged rum syrup, to improve the rum without having to store it the years
- A little orange flavor (gasoline)
- A little sherry, port or bourbon: Sherry is generally used as an additive in rum although most distillers industry will not admit. For best results, combine sherry and then dilute alcohol to a drinkable level before aging.
- honey
- making sauces / alcohol based maceration (maceration of prunes, raisins)
- artificial vanilla flavor that falsely gives complexity to the flavor of oak
- neutral alcohol
- seeds (black pepper, for a touch 'woody', cilantro for flavor 'tropical', cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg ...)
- leaves (lemongrass, mint, ..) in the form of maceration with alcohol
- caramel to color
Rums that are not rums, or not entirely , factories that produce rum the exact same way they produce vodka or who knows what else, using tricks to arrange and flavor according to the needs and desires they have created in consumers. There's something for every one , and it's certainly not that kind of nebulous article that will change things, but hope that one day the amateur who pushes the doors of its cellar will have all the cards in hand to drink with diligence and intelligence. Hopefully someday the quality and information override the quantities and lies."
Cyril, my thanks for a truly heartfelt and competent submission. I am sure this will be appreciated by all. I should point out that steps have already been taken to actually perform lab tests for glycerine, whose abuse may even exceed that of sugar. Another amazing step forward. Distillers can no longer hide...
